So a 12.9 year old girl wearing crocs and a nickleback crop top walks into a starbucks. She opens up internet explorer to go onto facebook. “Follow me on tumblr :D” she posts. She signs into tumblr. “My autoplay is perfect” she says. She hums the tune to Afro Circus as she reblogs a picture of the sky with the caption “and in that moment I swear we were infinite” in comic sans font.
So, since this is my blog, I thought I might actually you know, blog. So, today I was talking to a good friend of mine named Ryan, he lives in the town over and I’ve been friends with him for about 3 years. I met him in my 6th grade year when I was screaming about how my banana at lunch the day before looked like a penis, so we started naming fruits that looked like various objects. I had art class in my 7th grade year and we got in trouble all the fucking time so Mrs. Bitchhole moved us away from each other. Today Ryan and I were talking about love. He’s in love with a girl named Karson, who used to like him an wanted to date him but now ignores him. Damn bitch. I hate when people do that. And then he was bugging me about two people, both that I used to/still do love.
my favourite bit of the live show on straight to dvd is when alex has finished playing therapy and you can see the sadness on his face and he takes a deep breath to calm himself down and then jack appears and is like: GIVE IT UP FOR MY BEST FRIEND ALEX! and those eight words change alex’s mood instantly like he smiles as soon as jacks finished saying it and aw jalex forever and ever babies